英文渣？来看看老外如何介绍中国茶
学英语这么多年，简直是人生一大污点。
给大家算算。像我这样生活在内陆的中老年人，从初中开始学习英语的。初中3年高中3年大学4年，总共加起来10年。口语水平是以下这种：
—Hi!
—Hi!（海）
—how are you
—how are you（好啊，好啊有）。哦对不起说错了。Fine thank you, and you?（反应3Q，嗯丢？）
在学校丢人也就算了，忍，和老师周旋。
回老家和家长一起看电影，对话是这样的：
—你不用看字幕了吧？
—嗯，有些听得懂……但有些听不懂咧
—哪些听懂了？
—什么fuck啊shit啊god啊
—什么乱七八糟的。
像笔者这种英语渣，如何在英文里装逼，全靠自动翻译工具了。
但翻译工具也各有性格。测试谷歌翻译、有道翻译和必应翻译，总体感觉，谷歌翻译后的句子语感较为更到位，更有人情味，有道翻译通顺流畅，但语感略欠，必应翻译就像程序猿写诗。
大家感受下，老外如何介绍中国茶的：
再感受下名剑茶友回评，通过翻译工具以后的效果：
1.和店家描述的一样，淡淡的花香，淡淡的甜，入口糯滑，的确比且听风吟略胜一筹，存起来，期待转化后的效果，非常喜欢店家的熟普茶，图片是泡十几二十来泡的茶汤，真的不错。
2.没有拆砖，泡的茶样。汤色稍显浊，不够通透。茶样无堆味。不寡，较润，入口比较饱满，可能是茶放多了的原因，茶样一次性泡了。本人品茶的层次不够，没有品到各种香气。很好的口粮，值得再次购买，如果双十二有活动，再入一箱存着。
3.同事说这茶不错 先藏着
4.老板娘好样的，所以茶也是好样的。名剑更是耐泡滋味好。从且听风吟到名剑，每一款都是精品，必须买一提。存起来存起来。
5.发货收货都很快，双11能这么快收到货，有点小意外。 重点是茶。 喝过好说话。 今天下午喝了茶样，大体如店主所讲，足见店主诚信不欺。茶汤浓厚顺滑，确无异味，即无堆味仓味，也没品出浓郁的花香果香，如果不知道是今年的新茶，说存了二年了也不为过，新茶如此，已属不易。当然了，超级耐泡，10多泡了，汤色不减，味道不变。收起来，放几年再喝，会是一款好茶。
6.送了好多茶样，第一次买，尝后追评。闻香、包装好评！
7.棒棒的，还没有试喝，但是心情很激动，相信青衫～
8.不错 好喝
9.如店家所讲，茶特别耐泡，顺口有甜味。唯香气略感不足，存一下再喝。
10.今天收到的。试了茶样，非常不错，好喝
11.咋天收货，开喝同款茶样，值得收藏
12.这款熟茶确如描述一样，香、甜、纯、滑！
谷歌翻译:
1. And the store describes the same, a touch of flowers, a touch of sweet, smooth entrance, indeed, and listen to style slightly better, save up, look forward to the effect of conversion, very much like the store's tea, the picture is bubble A dozen or so bubble tea, really good.
2. No brick, bubble tea samples. Slightly turbid soup color, not enough transparent. No pile of tea flavor. Not much, more run, more full of imports, may be the reason why more tea, tea one-time bubble. I level tea is not enough, there is no variety of products to a variety of aroma. Good rations, it is worth to buy again, if there are two twelve activities, re-entry into a box.
3. Colleagues said that this tea is not bad first hidden
4. The boss is kind, so the tea is good. Knife is more resistant to anti-bubble taste. From listening to Yin and sword, each one is a boutique, you must buy one. Save up and keep it up.
5. Delivery receipt are fast, double 11 can receive the goods so quickly, a bit small accident. The point is tea. Have a good drink This afternoon, drank a tea sample, generally speaking as the owner said, showing the integrity of the owner is not bullied. Thick and smooth tea, indeed no smell, that is, no smell of heap flavor, no product of rich floral fragrance, if you do not know this year's new tea, said it would not be saved for two years, so new tea, Not easy. Of course, the super bubble-resistant, more than 10 bubble, soup color diminished, the same flavor. Put it away, let drink for a few years, will be a good tea.
6. Sent a lot of tea samples, the first time to buy, taste after the review. Smell, packaging praise!
7. Bang Bang, have not tried drink, but the mood is very excited, I believe Pathetic ~
8 good and good drink
9. As the store says, tea is particularly resistant to bubbles and has a sweet taste. Slightly less than the aroma, save for another drink.
Received today. Tried the tea sample, very good, delicious
11. Zadan receipt, open drink the same kind of tea, it is worth collecting
12. This cooked tea is exactly as described, fragrant, sweet, pure, slippery!
有道翻译：
1. Description and stores, light faint scent, light sweet, entrance waxy smooth, indeed had the edge on and hear the wind sing, save it, expect the effect after the transformation, very like the store ripe tea, pictures of bubble a decade or two to bubble tea, really good.
2. No bricks, tea samples. The color of the soup is slightly turbid, not thorough enough. There is no smell of tea. Not oligate, relatively moist, the entrance is more full, may be the reason that tea leaves much, tea sample is one-time bubble. I don't have enough layers of tea to taste all kinds of aroma. Good rations are worth buying again, and if 12-12 is active, put it in a box.
My colleague said the tea was good to hide
The old lady is good, so the tea is also good. The famous sword is also good for soaking. From listening to the wind to the sword, each one is a high-quality goods, must buy a mention. Save it.
5. The goods are delivered in a short time, and the double 11 can receive the goods so soon. It is a little unexpected. The point is tea. Have a good time. This afternoon, I drank tea samples, in general, as the shopkeeper said, to see the owner's integrity. Tea soup thick and smooth, no peculiar smell, that is, without a heap of fruity warehouse, didn't also tasted a full-bodied fragrance of fruit, if you don't know is this year's fresh tea, says too much to save for two years, fresh tea, is not easy. Of course, super vesicle, more than 10 blisters, the soup is not reduced, the flavor is unchanged. Put it away and drink it for a few years. It will be a good cup of tea.
6. I sent a lot of tea samples, bought the first time, and then after the evaluation. Wen xiang, the packaging praise!
I haven't tried it yet, but I'm very excited and believe in the blue shirt
Good to drink
As the shopkeeper said, the tea is very vesicle and has a sweet taste. The smell is not enough, save it and drink it.
I received it today. Try the tea sample, very good, good to drink
11. It is worth collecting the same tea samples
This mature tea is as sweet, sweet, pure and slippery as the description.
必应翻译：
1. And store description of the same, faint fragrance, faint sweet, the entrance waxy slippery, indeed than and listen to wind yin Notch, save up, look forward to the effect of conversion, very like the shop's cooked tea, the picture is bubble more than 10 paces bubble soup, really good.
2. There is no demolition of bricks, bubble tea samples. The soup color is slightly cloudy, not transparent enough. There is no heap taste in tea samples. Not less, more run, the entrance is more full, may be tea put more reason, tea-like one-off bubble. I have not enough level of tea, no products to a variety of aroma. Good rations, worth buying again if the double 12 is active, and then into a box to save.
3. My colleague said the tea was good.
4. The boss is good, so tea is good. The famous sword is a good taste of foam. From and listen to the Wind Yin Jian, each is a boutique, must buy a mention. Save it and save it.
5. Delivery of goods are very fast, double 11 can be so quickly received goods, a little accident. The point is tea. Drink good talk. This afternoon drank tea kind, basically as the shopkeeper said, it shows the shopkeeper integrity not to cheat. Tea soup is thick smooth, no smell, that is, no heap taste storehouse taste, also did not produce a rich fragrance fruit fragrance, if not know is this year's tea, said two years have not been saved, the tea is not easy. Of course, super foam, more than 10 bubbles, the color of the soup, taste unchanged. Put it away and drink it for a few years, it will be a good tea.
6. Sent a lot of tea samples, the first time to buy, after tasting after evaluation. Smell incense, Packaging praise!
7. Bang Bang, haven't tried to drink, but the mood is very excited, believe the green shirt ~
8. Good drink
9. As the shopkeeper said, tea is particularly resistant to foam, smooth and sweet. Only a slight sense of aroma, save a bit to drink.
10. Received today. Tried the tea, very good, good drink
11. I receive goods, open drink the same type of tea, is worth collecting
12. This kind of ripe tea is as described, fragrant, sweet, pure, slippery!
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